They Say That Everybody's Got One

So of course I'm well aware that my new blog, One More Asshole, is to the blogosphere what a fart is to a hurricane. Apparently, I'm bound to belabor people with my opinions because here I am doing it. All that has stopped me as yet from plunging into the blog new world of push-button publishing is a vague sense of embarassment I get whenever I may just happen to feel pushed into whatever hot, new "it" thing has come along. I'm not impressed by fads. TRENDS, on the other hand, I never ignore a good trend. Now that broadcasting your asshole opinion has gone mainstream, I declare that I am ready to be a very small fish in a fucking HUGE pond. I am ready to add one more brown star to the sky.

Shine on.